A 21 year old woman was arrested in Pembroke Pines yesterday and charged with grand theft. Police say that Shyvonne Weis became angered when an attempted ATM withdrawal attempt revealed her account was overdrawn.
Weis then entered the branch located on 89th Street and Pines Blvd. A slew of witnesses say she stormed into the lobby, cut the line, walked up to a teller and handed her a note demanding money.
The teller, frightened from an apparent robbery attempt, panicked and hit the bank alarm.
Minutes later, hoards of police swarmed the bank and took Weis into custody.
While initial reports were unclear as to whether bank employees were dealing with an irate patron or a robber, police none-the-less charged Weis with grand theft and gave her a free ride to jail!
What a moron! The FBI came out. And all those other people had to sit through her temper tantrum.
If I had to be detained for hours because of some jerk-off’s attitude, I’d be pretty ticked…
Have a little patience woman! I mean really, this all came about because you were pissed that you had no $$$.
Please tell me where you’re going to get the $$$ for your bail?
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Wait a second... Isn't this the "Dumbass MIAMI Criminal"awards? I thought Pembroke Pines was, like, a whole other city in, like, a whole other county?
Ah, Geography...Semantics...
Q: What is the capital of Alaska?
A: "Come on, Juneau this one!"
Now I'm obligated to find out if she's from Miami... stay tuned
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